Have you ever wanted to know what it's like to be treated as an object? Have you ever wanted to be perceived as a literal bacterium? Well today, I decided to play Diabolik Lovers' Reiji Sakamaki's route to experience exactly that!

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0:00 Intro

2:33 Beginning Recap

4:55 Reiji shows his humility

8:41 Reiji kindly offers us some tea!

12:22 The Tableware Otaku Strikes

17:10 Free dining etiquette lessons

20:54 Reiji steals the teacher’s job

23:50 Reiji objectifies us (literally)

27:16 Reiji kindly offers to help us with school work!

30:31 Remember guys, this is Diabolik Lovers

35:16 Reiji’s past explained (kind of)

40:22 sigma male of chess

43:55 Reiji’s very special reward

48:33 Shocking truths are revealed!

51:17 Even more shocking truths are revealed in full!

55:20 Reiji is addicted to trolling

1:00:39 Reiji loves animals (and trolling)

1:04:59 Reiji needs support for his rage baiting addiction

1:09:11 BATH SCENE WOW

1:12:50 Ayato makes fun of Reiji

1:17:31 A romantic dance

1:20:39 Reiji gets violent…again…why

1:23:55 Uncle Richter visits Yui

1:28:28 Yui gets harassed (and blamed for it)

1:34:23 Reiji channels Bill Nye the science guy

1:39:02 Something actually happens in the story

1:42:19 Introducing Cordelia

1:43:02 BRUTAL ENDING (Bad ending)

1:45:15 More lore dropping

1:54:51 Cordelia harasses Reiji and his true loves

2:01:54 Reiji gets a taste of his own medicine

2:07:29 Cordelia continues to harass Reiji

2:11:40 Cordelia makes a move on her STEPSON

2:15:55 Cordelia CONTINUES HER GROSS BEHAVIOR

2:21:44 Church scene who cares

2:26:44 Cordelia makes Reiji crash out

2:31:48 Cordelia tries to remedy Reiji’s terminal tsundere

2:36:29 Cordelia takes a splash

2:41:21 Reiji helps Cordelia dress up

2:46:44 BYE BYE CORDELIA

2:50:42 Manservant ending (INSANE YUI SWITCH UP)

2:54:05 Vampire Ending (Terrible)

2:56:05 Epilogue (a stupid, stupid, stupid epilogue)

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