Live news is supposed to be serious, but this compilation proves professionalism collapses the second you mix a squeaky chair, a fart assault, and a bathroom euphemism.

What you're about to see is 10+ minutes of live news bloopers where anchors try and FAIL not to laugh at bodily functions, bathroom jokes, and the most unfortunate names ever said on live TV.

IN THIS VIDEO:

A chair makes a noise that should never be on live TV and starts a full WD-40 argument, a DUI arrest for assaulting an officer with a fart, a man who got arrested for saying he's going to "blow up" the Home Depot bathroom, a heroic clown named Doo-Doo, an 83-year-old clown named Dimples crashing his minivan, a pig named Chris P. Bacon, and the infamous Bison Hump Day that no anchor could say with a straight face.

If you love live news bloopers that had anchors crying with laughter, this one is for you.

CHAPTERS:

00:00 When Live News Loses Control

00:32 The Squeaky Chair & WD-40 Fight

01:28 The Christmas Mystery That Went Nowhere

02:15 Fart Assault - The DUI Arrest

03:20 The Home Depot Bathroom Bomb Threat

04:35 The Same Joke at Willie's Chicken Shack

05:20 "Emergency Defecation Situation" in Court

06:05 The Worst News Transition Ever

06:55 Doo-Doo The Clown Saves Two Women

07:50 Dimples The Clown Crashes On Way To Fair

08:40 Chris P. Bacon - You Can't Make This Up

09:30 The Midnight Meat Vending Machine

10:15 Bison Hump Day

11:05 Korea's Horse Riding Fitness Machine

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